Christian joke #1

There was once a dishonest painter who always charged less than the competition because he diluted his paint with turpentine. He won a bid to paint a local church and won because his bid was the lowest. He was just finishing the paint job and thinking about his fat margin when dark clouds gathered and unleashed a torrent of rain, washing away all his work. Angry at this divine justice, the painter cried out to God, "What do you want from me?!" Suddenly, a lightning bolt knocked him to the ground, the clouds parted, and a voice thundered, "Repaint! Repaint, and go and thin no more!"